well, chipotle had an Official Ashy Slashy Halloween Shirt discount if you came in costume, so that is what I told the cashier. It worked, but probably because they just didn’t give a crap. and here I was thinking I had pulled a fast one and created a multi-million dollar company out of a few bucks. Oh well. The hair on fire with Australia on one side and the Amazon on the other. Wear an inflated bubble suit around the body with spikes sticking out like the virus, with a window in the middle to show off the swarm of locusts inside it.
Official Ashy Slashy Halloween Shirt, Tank Top, V-neck, Sweatshirt And Hoodie
Add in an Official Ashy Slashy Halloween Shirt picture of a peach wearing a trump wig on the upper back, and have a drone with a missile ominously follow you around aiming a laser at an Iranian flag on the lower back. One shoe has a mini barbed wire fence attached around it and is designed like a concrete concentration camp. Another shoe is a Chinese navy ship. Actual zombies and people don’t realize they aren’t costumes until it’s too late I’m just going to wear a Hazmat suit and be Dwight from the Lice episode of The Office. Ain’t nothing fucking up this for me.